The phone rings, it’s Vicky callin’
She wants me… 2 come 2 the crib
See conversation’s, better than bein’ lonely
So I try my best… 2 ad lib
I tell ‘er the joke, about the woman
Who asked her lover… “Why is your organ so small?“
He replied “I didn’t know, I was playin’ in a cathedral”
Vicky didn’t laugh at all
–from “Vicky Waiting” by Prince, 1989