(1)
Well, c’mon, all you MAGA men
Ole Donnie Trump’s in trouble again
He’s tryin’ to fill a big oil can
So forget America — first Iran!
Just drop your podcast, fly a drone
There’s liberal clerics there to own
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(2)
Well, Donnie says the past ten years
These migrant bums been fixin’ spears
They eat our cats, they eat our dogs
They even eat our pedagogues
They’re from the belly of the beast
So help him bomb the Middle East
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(3)
Well, c’mon, all you Technocrats
You sure don’t have to hold your hats
Ole Donnie needs your toys of war
To feed the rich an’ starve the poor
There’ll be a feast flown in from Spago
An’ dancin’ soon at Mar-a-Lago
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(4)
Well, Donnie says there’s tons of trans
In women’s sports, not in the stands
There’s trans inside our transportation
In transcendental meditation
So if you want a girl an’ not a…
Let’s put an end to the intifada
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(5)
Well, c’mon, all you Lindsay Grahams
Who lust for power, turn to lambs
When your leader leads you off to slaughter
You lick the dirt as if it’s water
An’ now Ole Donnie’s gift to you
Is a desert throne in Timbuktu
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(6)
Well, Donnie says our golden age
Looks like America out its cage
There’s no more censorship or woke
Or people who can’t take a joke
An’ the world he’ll manifest to cheers
Is the destiny of all hemispheres
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(7)
Well, c’mon, all you Crypto Bros
Who bet the Polymarket knows
Who’ll be the first in war to fold
The blockchain’s sure your pot of gold
But heed the things Ole Donnie’s coined
For fools an’ money’ll come unjoined
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(8)
Well, Donnie says a master builder
Wouldn’t have sold Manhattan for just a guilder
He’d a done a deal if he lived then
The biggest deal that’s ever been
An’ lived a lord along Fifth Ave
Not wantin’ what other countries have
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
(9)
Well, the oil fields are finally hit
An’ the rains come down like burnin’ spit
But while they’re dodgin’ drops of cancer
Them Ayatollahs have to answer
Ole Donnie’s terms for their surrender:
An unconditional, never-ender
It’s war, war, war
We better start fightin’ for
All the big towers dreamt up in Donnie’s new plan
The next nation buildin’s “Trump Tehran”
An’ it’s war, war, war
Open up the pearly gates
Oh, we got a penthouse comin’ — invite the mates!
Jeffrey Epstein gonna bring up our dates
Lyrics by Rick Stachura. “Iranian War Rag.” March 2026.
On Saturday, February 28, 2026, the United States initiated war with Iran.
Photos by Rick Stachura.
(1) “Pay Attention.” A still from Roger Waters’ “This is Not a Drill Tour” at Madison Square Garden. August 31, 2022.
(2) “Trump and a Pig on a Wing.” A still from Roger Waters’ “Us + Them Tour” at Barclays Center. September 12, 2017.